Alessandra Ambrosio Works Hard for the Money Body at Pilates

I can scientifically confirm for you that you can't build a tight toned body merely by watching sports and drinking beer. If only you could. Alessandra Ambrosio may have been gifted with Mother's Nature special blessing of genetic goodness, but she like the rest of hottie celebrity world works to keep all the innate pieces in fine working order.

Like many of her peers, Alessandra relies heavily on Pilates to keep her long lean figure in sweet female form. Like many of you, I like leering at hot women doing Pilates. Which works out perfectly today as we get a chance to sneaky peek Alessandra in her revealing workout gear getting down to the fine art of body sculpting. That's not sweat you see on my face, those are tears. Bless you, Alessandra, for all that you show, including how you end up showing off so well. Enjoy.

Lauren Vickers Topless Aussie Goodness for Interviu

 

You may know Lauren Vickers as the sextastic model from Down Under. Or you may know her as the girlfriend of some really famous French motorcycle rider. I'd really just prefer her for the former, although it is the latter that helped her onto the pages of Spain's Interviu magazine where she shows off her own two-stroke funbags of delight.

Someday, I'd like to think that I could spend my days cruising around on a motorcycle then spend me evenings unwinding with the likes of Lauren Vickers. I suppose I might have to put up with that 'being French' part, but even that I could allow if Lauren's funbags were to be my evening's prize. That is the length I will go to for perfect chest puppies. I am nothing if not committed. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie and Stefania Sita Preening Yoga Hot in the Park

Not only is the beach a tough place to show off in Miami, now include the local parks where the resident hottie models are routinely taking their workouts out into the public eye. We do so lust Lisa Opie, and she brought along a friend today, Stefania Sita, the two models determined to raise their dogs upward in the air to feel their chakras flowing and do similar to the blood flow of the gentleman oglers within eyeball distance.

Hey, you don't get a sweet booty and tight bikini body by eating, well, what I eat. You've got to watch the calories and burn, burn, burn, in tight Spandex out in the town square. It's a law or something like that in Miami. I wholeheartedly approve. And make tiny whimpering sounds as Lisa Opie stretches. Like an injured cat in heat. I've been more manly at times. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Mega Curves in Virginal White for Baby Shower Gifting

Kim Kardashian has been showing off bits and pieces of herself in very noticeable ways of late. On her way to Ciara's baby shower over the weekend, Kim made a grand entrance with her pimping momager behind her in an all white Grecian goddess with a massive booty type dress. It's like seeing Athena with a noteworthy badonkadonk.

I'm not sure Kim is quite as slender as her carefully manipulated magazine images might appear, although I'm going to guess this is perhaps the way Kanye and other men on her resume do like Kim. Fluffy and curvy and packing in a lot of everything into her dresses. She certainly still draws more attention and cameras than just about anybody in Hollywood. And she hasn't officially been a porn star in several years. That's a something. As are those curves. For a short woman, she is a lot of woman. Enjoy.

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik, Lara Stone and Many More Nekkid Model Hotties Thematic in Antidote Magazine

 

There's something red going on here. I'm not sure what it all means, but it has something to do with getting some of Europe's finest looking models out of their clothes and in all kinds of kinky weird poses with props like balloons and clouds and more dangerous things. So, I favor the red.

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik, Lara Stone and a gaggle of other continental sextastic professionals lead the way in this Antidote magazine spread of some of the biggest ladies in the world of catwalking looking kind of dangerous and dark, but ever topless and wicked hot. You know how I feel about art, it's always better with nekkid fine female forms. The Greeks and Romans knew that going back to the beginning. It still holds true today. Art, I ogle thee. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Vacation in the Bahamas So We Can Have a Nice Peek

Heidi Klum is a successful entrepreneur and model and mom of some unknown number of children. Why not take a relaxing Bahamas bikini vacation when you get the chance to float aimlessly on the water beneath the warm Caribbean sun. I'm not any of those things and that still looks like something I think I should deserve. Of course, I don't look at good as Heidi Klum in a bikini.

Even past 40 now, Heidi is more than holding her own in the hot mom beach body circles, and, trust me, they are circles. She's currently one of Hollywood's most eligible single ladies, with her hot looks, her sleek body, and not to mention her nice fortune. Just what I'm looking for in a woman, really.  I'd like to think I have many of the qualities she's looking for in a man. Like, not being Seal and, well, that's about it at the moment. Heidi, call me. I can help dry your bikinis. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Braless and See-Through Boobtastic Exhibition Is What’s For Dinner

I don't know if Rose McGowan and Sharon Stone called each other and said, hey, let's show off our boobies at Craig's restaurant, but Rose followed suit with Sharon, perhaps even more so, and went braless in a black sheer form fitting top that show off pretty much the entirety of her hot body perfect ta-ta's.

Rose McGowan has not been shy of late in the skintastic female showoff department. She works her body hard and brings it out to play as a woman of allure ought. What's the point of building something great if you're going to hide it in the garage and not share? That's how I feel about my Civil War toothpick collection. I'm glad to see Rose feels the same way about her bare yum yums. Just look at her shine. Bravo, Rose McGowan. You are the almost topless wind beneath my wings. Enjoy.